Snorgle

I’m sitting on the couch eating pistachios, which I haven't done in like 10 years, not like this, pistachios I was going to bring to Twin Peaks before I sank my car in the mud. And the cats are all into this. They want pistachios. Rogue on one side of me, Salem on the other, Fathom on the floor in front of me. Fathom, she’s all Give me some, loser, and I’m all You don’t eat nuts, Kittypants, I’m protecting you. And she’s all GIVE ME SOME NOW, LOSER, and she reaches up and wraps her paw around my finger.

If she had thumbs she might’ve succeeded in her quest. As it was she just made me AWW.