"Last week I catch Bernadette cheating on me with that coconut-haulin' African Tree Swallow, and then today some human lady in a flowy cotton skirt 'saves' me from that stronger-than-he-looked-but-I-so-was-totally-about-to-win-the-tug-o-war worm in the park. Then, she tosses me in the backseat of her car because she thought my wing was broken. I HAD A CHARLEY HORSE, OKAY?!! Sheesh! May is really shaping up to be a craptastic month!"
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May 2008 is going down in the books as a Good One!
WHOO GOOD MAY!!
And yet the bird will write in its journal:
"Last week I catch Bernadette cheating on me with that coconut-haulin' African Tree Swallow, and then today some human lady in a flowy cotton skirt 'saves' me from that stronger-than-he-looked-but-I-so-was-totally-about-to-win-the-tug-o-war worm in the park. Then, she tosses me in the backseat of her car because she thought my wing was broken. I HAD A CHARLEY HORSE, OKAY?!! Sheesh! May is really shaping up to be a craptastic month!"
It seems that you're right -- it was just a charley horse or a concussion ... but I couldn't just leave him in the middle of the road!
What I wonder is how he might have described the adventure to his mate when he got back. It must be like an alien abduction.
Ah, another picture of me looking goofy ... which would be most of them :)
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