When I finally got to the Christian Bale story, I learned this:
He left the back of the station in a blacked out
silver Mercedes people carrier and sped past the awaiting paparazzi and heavy security.
"People carrier"? Apparently this differs from the automotive vehicles with which I have become familiar in my years. Certainly it must be some form of transport into which human beings climb via a slotted ramp, and inside it they stand together in a damp clump, their hands wrapped around straps dangling from the ceiling, eyeing their surroundings with curiosity and fear. Or maybe there are rails to keep them upright, like in line for a Disney ride. Or is it like the WedWay People Mover/Tomorrowland Transportation System? Whatever, I am curious about this "people carrier." Is it a cargo plane? Are Oceanic people hiding in the shadows?
The pink and glittery surround conveysthe magical experience that is riding in
the Mercedes Viano People Carrier.
Why, it resembles nothing so much as our own "minivans." I assume "people carriers" enable the British to fit more scones and jam around their feet.
2 comments:
I'm still stuck on the fact that Christian Bale is British. When did that happen?
My verification word is "pwweawgu."
christian bale rocks my world...and then some.
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