- Acquire hover car and investigate other hover-related technology
- Nurture relationship with The Tanning Bed. Set tan example for pasty hippie town
- Avoid Wyclef Jean. Remember last funk-fueled shooting spree
- Start gum bank in move to be better friend
- MORE LIME
- Avoid Manilow. Remember last sob-induced shooting spree
- Find one who will perform piscine matrimony (start with Unitarians)
- Do Not Cry when Mother glares disapprovingly at eyes
- Look into changing eye color
- Remember Pluto
- Discover perfect shade of lavender
- More Sabado Gigante!
- BELIEVE IN THE MONKEY KING
Thursday affirmations
3 hours ago
1 comment:
yes, many people down here have their own personal tanning beds at home or at work.
and see how happy we all are?
and enlightened too. my tanning lotion literature promised i would reach nirvana and have lots of great hot sex with amazing looking people if i used their products.
so show all those pasties how life should be lived.
tan! tan! tan!
voluchi!
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